Did Putin fly to be with Kabaeva for her delivery?

Russian President Vladimir Putin has not appeared in public for a week. The world is holding its breath, wondering what happened to the Russian president?! According to one version, Putin suffered a stroke, while another suggests his old back problem has flared up.

However, foreign tabloids have gone even further. According to one tabloid, Vladimir Putin flew to Switzerland, where his mistress Alina Kabaeva gave birth to their third child together at the Tessini clinic.

What is actually happening in the Kremlin, where Vene helicopters have been circling for several days, and where Putin has actually disappeared to, remains a matter of speculation for now. But the answer is surely close at hand, so let us gather our patience and wait.